Hello Everyone,
My name is James Lewitzke, and I’m a Directory Submission Optimization Expert (DSO Expert). I can get you to the top of high ranking directories in no time.

I’ll help you optimize your website for only the high quality directories that exist on the internet to day. I have a foolproof system that works just as you need it to:

1. First name your website with the letter “A”. We all know directories rank their site listings in alphabetical order, so this should be the easy part.
2. Make your website as broad as possible. Since directories often have many categories, having a general website will give you more options to spam their categories with, thus gaining more backlinks in the process.
   
3. One final tip I have for fellow webmasters is to Pay the directories you submit to. The more you pay, the better chance you have to be on the their “Featured Websites” list. And as everyone already knows, more and more backlinks = Tons of PR juice.

Always remember folks, Directories are a HUGE part of the web today, I mean it’s not like there’s some other great technology out there that allows us to organize and find information we are looking for.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at:

1-800-WEB-FOOL

or by email: DSOE@invisiblelocation.com

Regards,
James Lewitzke

DSO Expert

(NOTE: For those of you that haven’t noticed, this post is filed under “Satire”)

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