Are you sick of a low PageRank? This new ranking system is going to kick the tar out of Google’s “so-called PR system”.

Finally, a new currency classification for webmasters eager to get their web pages evaluated and marketed. This system is much simpler than Google’s Toolbar PR formula. It only contains four levels of Shock Ranking, here are the factors:

SR0 – This Page absolutely sucks! It probably wasn’t even created by a human. Or I just haven’t decided to calculate it yet. It could be either one.

SR1 – This page is OK. It may have some design flaws, or only a few paragraphs of great content.There are always ways you could improve your website.

SR2 – This is the a great page. It can’t get much better. I’m all for these types of styles, content, etc. These are some of the best pages available on the web today.

SR3 – The most certainly, positively highest rank any page can ever get. It has the same criteria as an SR2 page, but the biggest difference is that it contains a link pointing to lightningshock.com or one of it’s internal pages. Pages already pointing to this site are already qualified to be classified as an SR3 page, Congratulations!

That’s pretty much it. No silly weighted link calculations, no number of other links on the particular page, etc. ShockRank is an absolutely revolutionary idea.

Want to know what your page’s SR is? Comment below, and I’ll calculate your new SR for you (Only 3 URL’s max please, comments that do not follow these guidelines will not get evaluated.). And only one comment per year, I’m only one person here!

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