I’ve written a handy, 3-step foolproof guide on how to officially become recognized as a Search Engine Optimization Expert, in just a few hours, or less!.

First, download some software

For example, either A Lead Soft or Search Maker Pro will do fine for the purpose of this exercise. Follow the instructions on these applications to get your script to function properly, these will vary depending on the software you chose to use.

Next, Install your Script onto a Domain, Web Server, etc.

Once your Search Engine has been created, it’s time to market it and get some sites indexed. Start learning some tips by reading my “How to Break Free….” Post.

I’d recommend making your search engine unique. For example, you could create a Music Search Engine, which only indexes pages that have to do with bands, albums, etc. You could even include an audio search as it’s primary focus on organizing mp3s and the like, if you wish.

And Finally, adjust the Search Algorithm to your liking

Now that you have it running and some sites are now indexed, it’s time to adjust just what ranks where. You can choose as many factors as you want, like the age of the web page, how many links are pointing to it, etc.

And at long Last, you can finally make a legitimate claim at considering to be an SEO expert, as you have full authority as to what page ranks where and how your spiderbots crawl different sites with ease.

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