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	<title>Comments on: How to Become Popular in High School</title>
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		<title>By: James Lewitzke</title>
		<link>http://www.lightningshock.com/2008/04/25/how-to-become-popular-in-high-school/#comment-3227</link>
		<dc:creator>James Lewitzke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 22:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, the amount of ignorant, dimwitted comments made here is ridiculous. Apparently the majority of people that found this page looking for advice have absolutely no concept of satire or humor, at all.

I&#039;m closing this post&#039;s comments off for the sake of sanity and reason. Hopefully you&#039;ll all eventually learn that there&#039;s more to life outside your backwards thinking &quot;OMG I need to be popular&quot; High School bubbles, which won&#039;t last very long anyway.

Unbelievable</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, the amount of ignorant, dimwitted comments made here is ridiculous. Apparently the majority of people that found this page looking for advice have absolutely no concept of satire or humor, at all.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m closing this post&#8217;s comments off for the sake of sanity and reason. Hopefully you&#8217;ll all eventually learn that there&#8217;s more to life outside your backwards thinking &#8220;OMG I need to be popular&#8221; High School bubbles, which won&#8217;t last very long anyway.</p>
<p>Unbelievable</p>
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		<title>By: chloe.xox</title>
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		<dc:creator>chloe.xox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 18:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right, all that up there is a load of shit, I am popular at my school, you dont have to be &#039;&#039;naughty&#039;&#039; to be popular, I will admit I am a little bit, but some of my friends arent and they&#039;re popular aswell, It&#039;s not all that good being popular, because once someone starts a rumor everyone knows about it and is talking about it, everyone bitches about you because they&#039;re to scared to say it to your face because when your popiular you have allot of friends so they dont like saying it because they&#039;ll be even less popular, your expected to look nice everyday, when that really is effort, and if you do one thing that&#039;s &#039;&#039;un cool&#039;&#039; damn, you sure do know about it, so just be happy with who you are, dont try to be somebody else, because your all liked by differant people, just be yourself and that will make life a whole lot easier x</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right, all that up there is a load of shit, I am popular at my school, you dont have to be &#8221;naughty&#8221; to be popular, I will admit I am a little bit, but some of my friends arent and they&#8217;re popular aswell, It&#8217;s not all that good being popular, because once someone starts a rumor everyone knows about it and is talking about it, everyone bitches about you because they&#8217;re to scared to say it to your face because when your popiular you have allot of friends so they dont like saying it because they&#8217;ll be even less popular, your expected to look nice everyday, when that really is effort, and if you do one thing that&#8217;s &#8221;un cool&#8221; damn, you sure do know about it, so just be happy with who you are, dont try to be somebody else, because your all liked by differant people, just be yourself and that will make life a whole lot easier x</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Epic fail. :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Epic fail. <img src='http://www.lightningshock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://www.lightningshock.com/2008/04/25/how-to-become-popular-in-high-school/#comment-3219</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Samantha, ppl can change if dey want to. Unpopular ppl can become popular ppl if dey no how. Oh yeh...btw nobody is a loser. A loser would b a snobby, mean person.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Samantha, ppl can change if dey want to. Unpopular ppl can become popular ppl if dey no how. Oh yeh&#8230;btw nobody is a loser. A loser would b a snobby, mean person.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://www.lightningshock.com/2008/04/25/how-to-become-popular-in-high-school/#comment-3218</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 04:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yeh...don&#039;t go straight to da popular group cuz they will start thinkin dat ur juz a &quot;wanna b popular&quot; kid. And evidently if they know dat then dats a bad thing. So if u juz b yoself , make a lot of friends, and have fun then yeh...u&quot;ll become popular. Dat wuz another lesson learned. I used to b a so called &quot;out-caster&quot; (i think i mentioned dat b4. Idk.). And wuz popular for bein an &quot;out-caster&quot;. To b honest, i didnt even knew i wuz popular til da school dance and dis kid dat i didnt even knew actually knew my name and i asked him &quot;How did u no my name, if i dont even no yo name?&quot; and then he said &quot;Cuz ur popular.&quot; To b honest, i actually thought i wuz invisible but i wuz noticable if u c me sittin by myself and everyone else is in groups. I started cryin when i got home from da dance cuz i believed dat i wuz da most hated person in da school but it turns out dat most of my class didnt lyk me but da rest of da school lyks me. So oh yeh...anyone whos goes to dis website, plz dont &quot;start a fight&quot; or &quot;sleep with a teacher&quot; cuz dats da most STUPIDEST thing i had ever heard if u wanna become popular. Juz look attactive and b talkative. I wuz popular in 6th grade and i wuz very talkitive even tho most of my friends were boys (and sadly transferred to another school). Girls out there, wateva u do...dont act snoppy cuz dats how i got a lot of haters. Good luck ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeh&#8230;don&#8217;t go straight to da popular group cuz they will start thinkin dat ur juz a &#8220;wanna b popular&#8221; kid. And evidently if they know dat then dats a bad thing. So if u juz b yoself , make a lot of friends, and have fun then yeh&#8230;u&#8221;ll become popular. Dat wuz another lesson learned. I used to b a so called &#8220;out-caster&#8221; (i think i mentioned dat b4. Idk.). And wuz popular for bein an &#8220;out-caster&#8221;. To b honest, i didnt even knew i wuz popular til da school dance and dis kid dat i didnt even knew actually knew my name and i asked him &#8220;How did u no my name, if i dont even no yo name?&#8221; and then he said &#8220;Cuz ur popular.&#8221; To b honest, i actually thought i wuz invisible but i wuz noticable if u c me sittin by myself and everyone else is in groups. I started cryin when i got home from da dance cuz i believed dat i wuz da most hated person in da school but it turns out dat most of my class didnt lyk me but da rest of da school lyks me. So oh yeh&#8230;anyone whos goes to dis website, plz dont &#8220;start a fight&#8221; or &#8220;sleep with a teacher&#8221; cuz dats da most STUPIDEST thing i had ever heard if u wanna become popular. Juz look attactive and b talkative. I wuz popular in 6th grade and i wuz very talkitive even tho most of my friends were boys (and sadly transferred to another school). Girls out there, wateva u do&#8230;dont act snoppy cuz dats how i got a lot of haters. Good luck <img src='http://www.lightningshock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 04:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yeh...wateva u do...have confidence. Plz have self-confidence. If u dont have self-confidence, its gonna b torture (i learned dat da hard way). Juz believe in yoself but dont act conceited either. Cuz ppl find conceited ppl annoyin. Lol. Dont let anyone put u down. I dont get y ppl even bother to b mean to others. Its such a waist of time. U can do better things than to hate on others lyk crazy. HELLO!?! AINT ROCKET SCIENCE!!! Duh!!! Y cant we all get along? Da reason y (dis is my theory here) ppl r mean to each other...1. Haters luv to hate.
2. Put other ppl down so hard to they&#039;ll have low-confidence and start bein all emo lyk (kinda depressed and insult self(which btw, happened to me)). 3. An awesome way (sarcasm) how to embrass sumone so other ppl think wat they say they r (meanin da victim got defined in a bad way and everyone believes da hater. So therefore the victim would drop out from da popularity scale and becomes UNPOPULAR :( (boo hoo fo da victim)). I&#039;m always da victim so heres my life lessons.
1. Have self- confidence (always remember dat even tho i shouldnt have repeat dat cuz u should get it by now).
2. If u got acne and messy hair, good luck...sum (most) ppl r juz so mean (and stupid) enough to insult how u look.
Other experiences...
3. Smell fresh at all times (nobody lyks stinky ppl. PU!!!!! Dont smell musty).
4. Brush teeth ( if u dat lazy, chew gum or breath mint cuz ppl dont want to smell stinky breath and die).
5. Dont EVER b mean. Instead b nice. ( if u got sumthing mean to say, dont say it (eitherwise, say it if they insult u 1st)).
GOOD LUCK PPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeh&#8230;wateva u do&#8230;have confidence. Plz have self-confidence. If u dont have self-confidence, its gonna b torture (i learned dat da hard way). Juz believe in yoself but dont act conceited either. Cuz ppl find conceited ppl annoyin. Lol. Dont let anyone put u down. I dont get y ppl even bother to b mean to others. Its such a waist of time. U can do better things than to hate on others lyk crazy. HELLO!?! AINT ROCKET SCIENCE!!! Duh!!! Y cant we all get along? Da reason y (dis is my theory here) ppl r mean to each other&#8230;1. Haters luv to hate.<br />
2. Put other ppl down so hard to they&#8217;ll have low-confidence and start bein all emo lyk (kinda depressed and insult self(which btw, happened to me)). 3. An awesome way (sarcasm) how to embrass sumone so other ppl think wat they say they r (meanin da victim got defined in a bad way and everyone believes da hater. So therefore the victim would drop out from da popularity scale and becomes UNPOPULAR <img src='http://www.lightningshock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  (boo hoo fo da victim)). I&#8217;m always da victim so heres my life lessons.<br />
1. Have self- confidence (always remember dat even tho i shouldnt have repeat dat cuz u should get it by now).<br />
2. If u got acne and messy hair, good luck&#8230;sum (most) ppl r juz so mean (and stupid) enough to insult how u look.<br />
Other experiences&#8230;<br />
3. Smell fresh at all times (nobody lyks stinky ppl. PU!!!!! Dont smell musty).<br />
4. Brush teeth ( if u dat lazy, chew gum or breath mint cuz ppl dont want to smell stinky breath and die).<br />
5. Dont EVER b mean. Instead b nice. ( if u got sumthing mean to say, dont say it (eitherwise, say it if they insult u 1st)).<br />
GOOD LUCK PPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.lightningshock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 04:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m too excited fo HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough**cough*......wait wat wuz i doin again?...oh yeh...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I&#039;m feelin so hyper rite now!!!!!!!! GO FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m too excited fo HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough**cough*&#8230;&#8230;wait wat wuz i doin again?&#8230;oh yeh&#8230;MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I&#8217;m feelin so hyper rite now!!!!!!!! GO FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.lightningshock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jashanpreet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jashanpreet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 04:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>just tell me one thing tht u have tell to become popular with 20 realationships how could we make it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just tell me one thing tht u have tell to become popular with 20 realationships how could we make it</p>
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		<title>By: Zena</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 02:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just bring your own lunch like friut and don&#039;t eat fat food i was 368 now i lost weight now im 87 im not kidding. And if you have glasses like me get contacts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just bring your own lunch like friut and don&#8217;t eat fat food i was 368 now i lost weight now im 87 im not kidding. And if you have glasses like me get contacts.</p>
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		<title>By: passion</title>
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		<dc:creator>passion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 01:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>u bogas ugave up ur friend for what peoplesay for popularty that anet rite for shore if people your friends forwho youhang with there anet ur friends ur two-faced n fake</description>
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