Alright, this had been driving me nuts for months, and all the online tutorials and guides sucked ass. And after hours through trial and error coding, I finally discovered the correct portions and amount of code to use.

So basically, I’m going to explain here exactly what you need to do to create a simple PHP / MySQL backed DB-driven website that draws all of the data straight from the database.

An example URL of a page we’ll create could look like this:

http://www.site.com/index.php?id=1 (more…)

After spending tons of fun trying to solve different riddles over at Webmaster-Talk, I decided to take my skills to the next level, and design some puzzles of my own, specifically for website owners and developers. (more…)

Not sure which programming language you want to learn? Don’t even know if you want to write software, develop websites, or enter some other sort of programming field? Well below I composed a list of the top languages you can start learning today:

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Well I finally got my Intestinal Reattachment Surgery last Wednesday, whose condition I mentioned earlier in the year. (more…)

So many SEO’s out there like to believe they can create new HTML values, such as dofollow. Here’s a newsflash for those of you who refer to normal links as dofollow: Dofollow Doesn’t Exist!

Don’t follow that! dofollow this instead.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dofollow

Just because one Search Engine implements a new value for the relationship attribute of anchor elements doesn’t mean you have to refer to the norm as something else based of the new value. (more…)

So there I was, playing in the middle of KOTOR 2 on my Xbox 360, and everything’s going fine. Then I turn the machine off for a few minutes to take a break and go to the bathroom. I return to continue my game and then proceed to turn on the system, and guess what happens? (more…)

OK, maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. I brought the topic of The Flat Earth Theory over at the Conspiracy Forums. You don’t have to take my word for it. Just look at the evidence: (more…)

Why does lying rock? I mean come on! Who doesn’t want to lie? Everyone does it at one point or another in their lives. Why not take it a step further and actually reward yourself for a job well done?

Let me provide you with just a few examples of why lies offer some of the absolute BEST options available: (more…)

Some of you may have noticed that I haven’t been online anywhere over the past two weeks or so. OK, I know, another excuse for not updating my site, but I think this one is a pretty good, as it takes a more personally tone.

WARNING: Some Graphic Pictures are ahead, view them at your own risk, if you can handle all the bodily gory type of stuff.

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Sorry if blog updates have been slow again, they’ve only been written about once a week (sometimes even less). (more…)