Archive for the Satire Category

Should I sell? (more…)

As I was looking at some of Forrest’s Winter Photographs, a thought crossed my mind earlier (don’t ask me where it came from, as I may have a tendency to think of random things at any given moment). What would happen if we could freeze all the spam we receive? (more…)

I’ve written a handy, 3-step foolproof guide on how to officially become recognized as a Search Engine Optimization Expert, in just a few hours, or less!. (more…)

I have been going back and forth between the pieces of evidence, yet am still unable to draw a viable conclusion. (more…)

Are you sick of a low PageRank? This new ranking system is going to kick the tar out of Google’s “so-called PR system”. (more…)

Hello Everyone,
My name is James Lewitzke, and I’m a Directory Submission Optimization Expert (DSO Expert). I can get you to the top of high ranking directories in no time. (more…)

Are you wondering why your website isn’t ranking so well? Do you wish that green toolbar would update more often? (more…)

For those that aren’t familiar with DP, I’ve composed a list of one hundred reasons to avoid that place (in no particular order): (more…)