Archive for the Satire Category

Not sure which programming language you want to learn? Don’t even know if you want to write software, develop websites, or enter some other sort of programming field? Well below I composed a list of the top languages you can start learning today:

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So many SEO’s out there like to believe they can create new HTML values, such as dofollow. Here’s a newsflash for those of you who refer to normal links as dofollow: Dofollow Doesn’t Exist!

Don’t follow that! dofollow this instead.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dofollow

Just because one Search Engine implements a new value for the relationship attribute of anchor elements doesn’t mean you have to refer to the norm as something else based of the new value. (more…)

OK, maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. I brought the topic of The Flat Earth Theory over at the Conspiracy Forums. You don’t have to take my word for it. Just look at the evidence: (more…)

Why does lying rock? I mean come on! Who doesn’t want to lie? Everyone does it at one point or another in their lives. Why not take it a step further and actually reward yourself for a job well done?

Let me provide you with just a few examples of why lies offer some of the absolute BEST options available: (more…)

Should I sell? (more…)

As I was looking at some of Forrest’s Winter Photographs, a thought crossed my mind earlier (don’t ask me where it came from, as I may have a tendency to think of random things at any given moment). What would happen if we could freeze all the spam we receive? (more…)

I’ve written a handy, 3-step foolproof guide on how to officially become recognized as a Search Engine Optimization Expert, in just a few hours, or less!. (more…)

I have been going back and forth between the pieces of evidence, yet am still unable to draw a viable conclusion. (more…)

Are you sick of a low PageRank? This new ranking system is going to kick the tar out of Google’s “so-called PR system”. (more…)

Hello Everyone,
My name is James Lewitzke, and I’m a Directory Submission Optimization Expert (DSO Expert). I can get you to the top of high ranking directories in no time. (more…)